Juan-of-a-kind month

ABC producers of the Bachelor have their hands full planning all kinds of Juan-uary fun for fans of the Bachelor, and they are not holding back on the puns.

Juan-uary 5th is the one-hour special edition of "all 'bout Juan and his precious little thing Camilla", making the ovaries of all the single ladies around the world hurt in want for Juan's babies too.  The Bachelor: Countdown to Juan Pablo will be a cruel reminder that only one lady will lay claim on this Venezuela god, and having the right to procreate with him. 

The 2-hour-lets-meet-27-ladies and watch-them-drink-until-they-do-something-crazy will air the next day, Juan-uary 6th, which is almost long enough for everyone's overies to have recuperated, but not really.  

What is certain, is that there is one bachelorettes who will NOT be drinking...  The one with the large and round belly, NOT carrying Juan's baby (sucks to be her).  But I'm not sure I buy the fact that this is real, unless Clare has the baby that night because here we see her pregnant...

And then not pregnant at all!!!

(For your FULL look at all the contestants this season, be sure to check out my post here - http://juanpablobachelor.blogspot.com/2013/12/first-look-at-ladies.html) 

One of the bachelorette, Elise, must be an avid Bachelor fan, and took inspiration from Emily and Desire's night one dresses and season finale dresses from Lindsay & Catherine (hello shiny dresses).

I'm not crazy about shiny dresses, but who wore it best???

I much prefer Kat Hurd's red dress, making a statement night one with Juan (say that one outloud...) How cute is she though?

Although it looks like she won't be the only one wearing a red frock that night.

The mansion (well ABC...)chose a beach theme of aqua and coral, which is my favorite color combination right now.  I'm loving it.

Where can I get me a sweet coral bowl like that? 

Do you think Kylie knew about the colors before hand???  I mean how pretty is she?  Stunning!

Then on Jan. 12, the series will crash fans' viewing parties on a Behind the Scenes special, to show America a large panel of screaming fans, professing their undying love for Juan, all while the man is possibly engaged and totally unavailable.  We will cringe, judge and secretly hate them because we wish it was us, and then hate ourselves for it.

Also coming up in January is the attempt of Trista and Ryan Sutter to renew their fame and boosts the sales on Trista's new book, because the fame is seriously wearing off by now.  The best way to renew that fame in the Bachelor family is to renew your marriage vows (after 10 years of marriage) and have ABC capture it all on film...  This special night of love and fame will be airing January 19th for all fans to relive the magic of the first Bachelor wedding.  I'm sure it will not be watched as much as their wedding was way back when, but I will still tune in to The Bachelor: Bachelor Love Stories special edition.

What WILL be well watched though, (despite all the complaints of faux love from the fans) is Sean and Catherine's LIVE wedding on January 26th.  Yes, the LIVE wedding!!!  If you missed the announcement, here is where you can watch the most awkward announcement by Sean and Catherine on GMA http://youtu.be/xJwThEaxAfI.  ABC had already began filming footage before this announcement was made, strengthening everyone's hope for a TV wedding.  I don't think anyone anticipated a LIVE wedding however!!! 

On top of getting the wedding paid for, which is amazing, they will also be getting paid a six-figure sum to walk down the aisle in front of millions of people live TV.  Now that's far from getting married in Sean's parents back yard like the couple had talked about early on.  Now many people are criticizing the couple and doubting that their love is real, calling them out on this TV wedding (even though it makes sense seeing their love started on TV).  I bet if the critics were in their shoes, being offered a very neat experience like this and money to boot, they would also say "I do" (shoes, boot, get it???).

Relive their first date in Canada here: http://bachelorseanlowe.blogspot.com/2013/02/episode-6-hello-coldnada.html

On that note, that's it for today folks!  You can follow me on twitter @marieevefast or leave your comments below!  I always enjoy hearing from y'all.