Countdown to Juan Pablo - Part 1

The episode name "Count down to Juan Pablo" ironically has the worse counting in it...  There are 27 ladies this season, yet Chris Harrisson says multiple times something about 25 ladies.  This is happening even as he is on his way to go surprise the ladies with the news that they will be on the bachelor.  But what is for sure is that there is only Juan-bachelor.


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I can't count but I make millions doing this

What probably happened:
Scenario 1: The producers invited 2 extra ladies they met on the street, thinking it would be funny to add them to the cast.

Scenario 2:  The producers ended up going to the wrong houses because they were totally lost...
Scenario 3: Someone miscounted the roses.

One thing is sure, the Bachelor producers were "hitting all the women simultaneously".  I'm not sure that it is completely legal and I can see Juan-big lawsuit coming up.

Either way, ABC wanted to take this chance to remind their viewers that despite the nudity and swearing, the Bachelor is PG rated. Wait, were they making fun of Juan's name?  Juan-never knows with these guys.

Juan Pablo Galavis

Ok so let's talk about the casting process:

Turns out I really want to apply for the show just so I can get a chance to sit across from Elan Gale and 10 other people (who really don't matter to me at this point).  Doesn't look intimidating at all...

Kat Hurd kept is real y'all, she's going to be herself this season and not someone else.  No role play for this girl, even in the fantasy suite.

Kat Hurd auditioning

There is only Juan-thing worse than not getting picked to be on the bachelor, and it's having your video aired on National TV and then being rejected. 

Kacie Boguskie - Ben's season

 If the Baton thing didn't work for Kacie Boguskie... this girl doesn't stand a chance.

Ladies, let me give you a few free tips.

1-Things NOT say when applying for the Bachelor:

I'm just the booty call girl y'all

My eggs are like really really old

I'm so funny I have to read a script with a monotone voice.

I was really counting on the bachelor being someone else...

I'm just a wild child waiting to be released

2- Things not to do when applying to be on the Bachelor:

Some women have some real talent

What every man wants in a woman

This is a real conversation starter errr stopper

I don't understand why do guys keep me at arms-length?

It's not the Bachelor without a hoops competition:

So who Juan the contest?

I really enjoyed the producers surprising the ladies...  it wasn't staged at all.

The classic Bachelor jump.  Oh wait, this is Chris Harrisson

Don't judge, I always do my dishes in pretty dress

Give it to me fool, this might be the only rose I get.

Thanks Elan but you really need to shower

I can rap with my new microphone ladies

I wore this shirt everyday waiting for you guys to show up

I'm not weird, I just love Peek-a-boo

For Part 2 of count down to Juan Pablo continue here: http://juanpablobachelor.blogspot.com/2014/01/countdown-to-juan-pablo-part-2.html